Category Archives: The Stephen Fund

The Stephen Fund is a non-profit organization to spread the word about what Stephen Parker was all about…competition, sports, camaraderie, and fun. Help us help those who would like to remember cherished people who have provided joy in their lives.

2015 Memorial Stephen G. W. Parker Memorial Bocce Ball Beach Blast Association Tournament Winner, C'MON NOW!

2019 Bocce Ball Beach Blast Stephen GW Parker Memorial Tournament Information & Entry Form

The Stephen G. W. Parker Bocce Ball Beach Blast Association.
The Stephen G. W. Parker Bocce Ball Beach Blast Association.

THE OFFICIAL STEPHEN G.W. PARKER MEMORIAL BOCCE BALL BEACH BLAST ASSOCIATION
2019 REGISTRATION FORM & RULES

TOURNAMENT DATE: July 6, 2019
REGISTRATION DEADLINE: July 1, 2019
LOCATION: TURNER ESTATE for STEPHEN TOURNAMENT ENJOYMENT (T.E.S.T.E.)
BRING: BEVERAGES AND BALLS (not necessarily in that order), and DON’T FORGET THE BALL SACK to COMFORTABLY REST YOUR SPHERES (& there’s an award for the Best Sack!)

Complete the 2019-Stephen-GW-Parker-Memorial-Bocce-Ball-Beach-Blast-Tournament-Registration_Form and send registration form to our esteemed Ball Master and ultimate S.T.O.O.G.E., Rob Turner, at robrturner@cableone.net as soon as possible.

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Bocce-Ball-Beach-Blast-Tourney-Award-2019-Sweetest-Sack-web

We have awesome awards such as the SWEETEST SACK award, so make sure to purchase yourself a nice sack to rest your balls comfortably in while awaiting the beating they deserve.  We have both individual and team awards, not to mention the coveted BIGGEST BALLS ON THE BEACH award to the winners, so be ready to EARN IT or go home with a sad sack.

Registration forms must be received no later than July 1st. Please provide a phone number and email address of the Team Captain. Also, include additional email addresses if you want teammates to receive tournament correspondence.

Watch some of our previous BBBBA Videos to acclimate you to the Beach Bocce environment:

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2018-0526-BBBBA-Matriarch-Marilynn-Parker-w-David-and-Chris

This year, we lost our Matriarch of Modern Mass Madness Mania, Marilynn Parker who never missed a tournament. We will dedicate this year to the lady who taught us everything we know about having fun and making sure everyone else has fun right along with us. Thanks to Mom! We love you and will miss your ever present support. Smiles and bocce forever!!!

If you want to play but don’t have a team just enter INDIVIDUAL for team name and we’ll find you a team! There are always teams looking for players.

KEY INFORMATION:

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2018-0526-Parade-Leaders-Samurai-STOOGE-Rob-Turner-and-Major-DICHDD-Chris-Parker

Don’t forget to bring your Post Parker Play Pride Parade Pounding Parts to join Rob Turner as our parade leader Samurai S.T.O.O.G.E. leading the DICHDDS (Dynamic Intensity Corps of Heavy Drum Delivery Sidekicks) with Major DICHDD, Chris Parker, on a tour of the beaches area with the utmost volume and gaiety, a gaiety that knows no bounds.

We currently are accepting Registrations. Get Registered as soon as possible. If your team name is not on the list, be sure to contact the S.T.O.O.G.E. directly.

We would like to send a LOUD SHOUT OUT to our sponsors of last year’s (and hopefully, this year’s) tournament:

  • Carve Vodka in Jacksonville, FL for providing the Nectar of the Gods!
  • Veterans United Craft Brewery, owned and operated by veterans here in Jacksonville – our official BEER sponsor and purveyor of the RAGING BLONDE!!!
  • Gusto Italian Restaurant in Jacksonville Beach, Florida
    • Our official food provider, Gusto, has also announced that they are hosting the World Cup Games live from 11am on with $8 Pizzas, Calzones, & Strombolis and Happy Hour Drink Specials.
    • Gusto will also be celebrating their 3rd anniversary party on the 19th of June in a major blast with food and drink for everyone to enjoy as well as LIVE Music.  Click here for more.
  • Republic National Distributing Corporation of Jacksonville
  • Panera Bread at St. Johns Town Center
Veterans United Brewery of Jacksonville, Florida
Carve Vodka of Jacksonville, Florida
Gusto Italian Restaurant of Jacksonville Beach, Florida
Republic National Distributing Company
Panera Bread at St. Johns Town Center
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2018 BBBBA Stephen GW Parker Memorial Tournament Results

It was an exciting affair on a beautiful Memorial Day weekend. The weather was perfect and the play was outstanding. We had the following teams involved for the 2018 Tournament.

TEAM NAME

  1. Finkelicious
  2. Art Wolves
  3. Honey Badgers
  4. Damn Yankees
  5. The Big Labocce
  6. Brew Crew
  7. Sand Goats
  8. Moose Knuckles
  9. Super Duper Double Trouble Bubble Ball Buster Blaster Masters
  10. The Untouchaballs
  11. Big Balderdash
  12. FAB4
  13. Caitlin Jenner’s Balls – The Carve Vodka Team
  14. Fire Breathing Unicorn Ninja Cat Riders

AND THE WINNER OF THE BIGGEST BALL ON THE BEACH IS …

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After much speculation surrounding the HB is FJ! team, the Fire Breathing Unicorn Ninja Cat Riders spun off to form their own team while HB is FJ! declined to play for the first year since the start of the tournament. Not only were the HB is FJ! guys losers, but they are now NOT Winners!!!

It turned out to be a GREAT move for the young upstart spin off. They took the title of BIGGEST BALLS ON THE BEACH FOR 2019 with a trouncing of the perennial favorites, Moose Knuckles who have been in the Semi Finals or Finals in the last 3 consecutive years. the Fire Breathing Unicorn Ninja Cat Riders went undefeated on the day and handled most opponents with ease. These guys (and gals) know their balls! Skills! We’re talking skills!

TONS OF AWARDS

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2018-0526-Awards-w-David-Parker

But, it’s not all about the Winners here at The Stephen GW Memorial Bocce Tournament. We try very hard to make sure everyone gets a chance to enjoy receiving awards. We had many awards to hand out including the following:

  • Longest Kiss – the longest big ball to small ball kiss of the tournament – though we had several long kisses in the tournament, the 43′ 4″ to kiss the pallino from Jason Bickerstaff of the Honey Badgers was the most impressive shot.
  • Master Blaster – represents the best single blasting shot of the tournament – Robi Torelli shared his magic touch with us mortals.
  • Blissfully Beaten – this is sometimes a less coveted award with the winner being the team who loses the most, but when we add a bottle of our Sponsor CARVE VODKA to it, people are clamoring to lose – the Art Wolves took this coveted award.
  • Team Ball Pride– awarded to the team with the best togetherness in showing off their team spirit either through team outfits or team actions or some other means – the Super Duper Double Trouble Bubble Ball Buster Blaster Masters took this award easily with their colorful handmade tie dyed shirts. GREAT JOB BLASTERS!!!
  • Big Balls, but not the Biggest – this goes to the runner up in the final – again, this goes to Moose Knuckles … ever the bridesmaid, never the bride!
  • The BIG 8 ENDER – for the first team to close out an opponent with a score of 8. This was given to Finkelicious for their dubious end to the Damn Yankees.
  • The Money Shot – this is one of the most coveted awards for a single shot in the tournament encompassing a true craziness – thanks to Josh Silcox from the Untouchaballs for spewing his exuberance over the tournament.
  • Smallest Baller – to the youngest player in the tournament – thanks to the Fire Breathing Unicorns for contributing their youngest girl.
  • The Sweetest Sack – goes to the individual with the best looking containment device for restraining their giant balls – often going to Chris Parker with his lovely holder, but this year to Don Waltz of the Honey Badgers for bringing a savory sack.
  • Tenderest Baller – for the person who encompasses all that Stephen ever was, a competitor who cherishes victory but cherishes others more – this went to Amanda Miles from Super Duper Double Trouble Bubble Ball Buster Blaster Masters. Thanks for being so nice, Amanda.
  • Tightest Balls – awarded to the team who groups their balls within the tightest, and possibly most uncomfortable, radius from the pallino – the Honey Badgers brought their balls together for a meeting of the minds at 1″ in radius. Incredibly uncomfortable!
  • Virgin Baller – to the one who brings the freshest untouched balling to the beach. So many have never been touched before, and it’s time to change that. This went to the Fire Breathing Unicorn Ninja Cat Riders’ own Miranda Davis.
  • DFP’s Balls of Wisdom – the award that goes to the Oldest Baller on the beach, traditionally David F. Parker, is now named in honor of his tremendously wise balling knowledge. This year, it went to Ol’ Uncle Glenn “The Grizzled” McFadden of the Sand Goats who is truly well aged meat.

POST TOURNAMENT AWARDS

These are awards handed out for things outside of the actual tournament. While the playoffs are going on, we have a few external competitions for those who aren’t involved in the post-play. Everyone gets a shot at these, but only one will win:

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  • Team Ball Pride– awarded to the team with the best togetherness in showing off their team spirit either through team outfits or team actions or some other means – the Super Duper Double Trouble Bubble Ball Buster Blaster Masters took this award easily with their colorful handmade tie dyed shirts. GREAT JOB BLASTERS!!!
  • Best Ball Handler – juggling the big balls – Jess won this, but she ran off without collecting her prize, so AJ Fisher from the Moose Knuckles went home with the bottle of CARVE VODKA prize as the best of the rest.
  • Master Tosser – closest one shot to the pallino – Mike Smith managed a tremendously close shot for this one. Such a good tosser! Nicely tossed!
  • Juiciest Wiener – the award that goes to the lady with the most drippingest and juiciest wiener, Harriett Turner!
  • Savory Summer Sausage – the award that goes to the guy with the best looking hot dog, Buddy Turner.
  • The Sweetest Sack – goes to the individual with the best looking containment device for restraining their giant balls – often going to Chris Parker with his lovely holder, but this year to Don Waltz of the Honey Badgers for bringing a savory sack.

POST TOURNAMENT FOOD AND PARADE

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2018-0526-STOOGE-Parade-with-the-DICHHDS

Don’t plan on leaving early. We have food and drink for everyone (though we encourage everyone to bring some of their own stuff). Oh, and don’t forget to bring your hats and your instruments for the big Parade led by our Samurai STOOGE and the DICHDDS (Dynamic Intensity Corps of Heavy Drum Delivery Sidekicks) crew.

We have so many great sponsors for this tournament that we are thankful for (don’t feel like we couldn’t use more sponsors, so feel free to contribute your donations as you will, there’s always room for more people and companies to be promoted at our event which continues to grow and get more better and even more better better).

Thanks to the following sponsors for contributing so much to our tournament:

Carve Vodka of Jacksonville, Florida

CARVE VODKA – now in their second year of sponsorship, they provide bottles of their delicious Carve Vodka product for our consumption. Don’t leave for the parade without it!

Gusto Italian Restaurant of Jacksonville Beach, Florida

Gusto’s Italian Restaurant – in their first year of sponsorship, they provided a supply of awesome pizza for the hungry group of bocce ballers. Delicious and very much appreciated!

Veterans United Brewery of Jacksonville, Florida

Veteran’s United Brewery – another first year sponsor helped us out tremendously with the donation of a delicious keg of their very popular Raging Blonde beer. Not only was it loved, it was floated!!!

Republic National Distributing Company

Republic National Distributors – we enjoyed the benefits of this first year sponsor in a cacophony of yummy wine and beer for the tourney attendees. Drink to your heart’s content (and it was content)!

Panera Bread at St. Johns Town Center

Panera Bread – our connection to the local chain paid off with bagels and other pastries for the early morning crew. Carbing up is critical!

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2018-0526-Emma-Chris-Bring-Hats-and-Instruments-for-the-parade

If you want to help us out in 2019, please contact us directly. We are always looking to help out our local community and enjoy working with anyone who might want a good way to reach out locally with our crew. We consume a lot and will reiterate over and over again how we appreciate you.

If you want to win in 2019, good luck. Bring it in 2019…or go home!

Balls in the air for the 2014 Stephen Parker Memorial Bocce Tournament

2018 Bocce Ball Beach Blast Stephen GW Parker Memorial Tournament Entry & Information

THE OFFICIAL STEPHEN G.W. PARKER MEMORIAL BOCCE BALL BEACH BLAST ASSOCIATION
2018 REGISTRATION FORM & RULES

TOURNAMENT DATE: May 26, 2018
REGISTRATION DEADLINE: May 22, 2018
LOCATION: TURNER ESTATE for STEPHEN TOURNAMENT ENJOYMENT (T.E.S.T.E.)
BRING: BEVERAGES AND BALLS (not necessarily in that order), and DON’T FORGET THE BALL SACK to COMFORTABLY REST YOUR SPHERES (& there’s an award for the Best Sack!)

Complete the 2018 Stephen GW Parker Memorial Bocce Ball Beach Blast Tournament Registration_Form and send registration form to our esteemed Ball Master and ultimate S.T.O.O.G.E., Rob Turner, at robrturner@cableone.net as soon as possible.

Bocce Ball Beach Blast Tourney Award - 2017-SweetestSack

Bocce Ball Beach Blast Tourney Award – 2017-SweetestSack

We have awesome awards such as the Sweetest Sack award, so make sure to purchase yourself a nice sack to rest your balls comfortably in while awaiting the beating they deserve.  We have both individual and team awards, not to mention the coveted BIGGEST BALLS ON THE BEACH award to the winners, so be ready to EARN IT or go home with a sad sack.

Registration forms must be received no later than May 22. Please provide a phone number and email address of the Team Captain. Also, include additional email addresses if you want teammates to receive tournament correspondence.

Watch this year’s and some of our previous BBBBA Videos to acclimate you to the Beach Bocce environment:

The Stephen G. W. Parker Bocce Ball Beach Blast Association.

The Stephen G. W. Parker Bocce Ball Beach Blast Association.

If you want to play but don’t have a team just enter INDIVIDUAL for team name and we’ll find you a team! There are always teams looking for players.

KEY INFORMATION:

Rob Turner - 2015 - STOOGE - Parade Leader with his DICHDDS (Dynamic Intensity Corps of Heavy Drum Delivery Sidekicks) leader, Chris Parker.

Rob Turner (2015) , our S.T.O.O.G.E. and Parade Leader with his DICHDDS (Dynamic Intensity Corps of Heavy Drum Delivery Sidekicks) leader, Chris Parker.

Don’t forget to bring your Post Parker Play Pride Parade Pounding Parts to join the S.T.O.O.G.E. as he leads our DICHDDS (Dynamic Intensity Corps of Heavy Drum Delivery Sidekicks) on a tour of the beaches area with the utmost volume and gaiety, a gaiety that knows no bounds.

We currently have the following teams registered.  If your team name is not on this list, be sure to contact the S.T.O.O.G.E. directly.

TEAM NAME

  • Finkelicious
  • Art Wolves
  • Honey Badgers
  • Damn Yankees
  • The Big Labocce
  • Pallino Busters
  • Sand Goats
  • Moose Knuckles
  • Super Duper Double Trouble Bubble Ball Buster Blasters
  • The Untouchaballs
  • Big Balderdash
  • Lords Of Sunlight
  • FAB4
  • Caitlin Jenner’s Balls

We would like to send a LOUD SHOUT OUT to our sponsors of this year’s tournament:

  • Carve Vodka in Jacksonville, FL for providing the Nectar of the Gods!
  • Veterans United Craft Brewery, owned and operated by veterans here in Jacksonville – our official BEER sponsor and purveyor of the RAGING BLONDE!!!
  • Gusto Italian Restaurant in Jacksonville Beach, Florida
    • Our official food provider, Gusto, has also announced that they are hosting the World Cup Games live from 11am on with $8 Pizzas, Calzones, & Strombolis and Happy Hour Drink Specials.
    • Gusto will also be celebrating their 3rd anniversary party on the 19th of June in a major blast with food and drink for everyone to enjoy as well as LIVE Music.  Click here for more.
  • Republic National Distributing Corporation of Jacksonville
  • Panera Bread at St. Johns Town Center
Veterans United Brewery of Jacksonville, FloridaCarve Vodka of Jacksonville, Florida

Gusto Italian Restaurant of Jacksonville Beach, Florida

Republic National Distributing Company

Panera Bread at St. Johns Town Center

 

2017 Stephen Parker Memorial Bocce Ball Beach Blast Tournament

Details for the 2017 Stephen Parker Bocce Tournament

THE OFFICIAL STEPHEN G.W. PARKER MEMORIAL BEACH BOCCE BALL BLAST ASSOCIATION
2017 REGISTRATION FORM & RULES

The Stephen G. W. Parker Beach Bocce Ball Blast Association.

The Stephen G. W. Parker Beach Bocce Ball Blast Association.

TOURNAMENT DATE: JULY 1, 2017
REGISTRATION DEADLINE: JUNE 27, 2017
LOCATION: TURNER BEACHFRONT ESTATES
BRING: BEVERAGES AND BALLS (not necessarily in that order)

Complete the 2017 Stephen GW Parker Memorial Bocce Ball Beach Blast Tournament Registration_Form and send registration form to our esteemed Ball Master and ultimate S.T.O.O.G.E., Rob Turner at robrturner@cableone.net as soon as possible.

Registration forms must be received NO LATER THAN JUNE 27. Please provide a phone number and email address of the Team Captain. Also, include additional email addresses if you want teammates to receive tournament correspondence.

S.T.O.O.G.E. & Parade Leader, Rob Turner, with the DDCDD (Dynamic Drum Corps Delivery Dufus), Chris Parker

S.T.O.O.G.E. & Parade Leader, Rob Turner, with the DDCDD (Dynamic Drum Corps Delivery Dufus), Chris Parker.

Watch some of our previous BBBBA Videos to acclimate you to the Beach Bocce environment:

If you want to play but don’t have a team, just enter INDIVIDUAL for team name and we’ll find you a team! There are always teams looking for players.

KEY INFORMATION:

Don’t forget to bring your Post Parker Party Play Pride Parade Pounding Parts to Participate in the Perennial S.T.O.O.G.E. Stomp, a titillating tour led by your Procession Leader, the S.T.O.O.G.E. himself, around the Jacksonville Beach area with accompanying victorious vivacity, veritable volume and gesticulatory gaiety to end all gaiety.

2016 Bocce Ball Beach Blast Stephen Parker Memorial Tournament

THE OFFICIAL STEPHEN G.W. PARKER MEMORIAL BOCCE BALL BEACH BLAST ASSOCIATION
2016 REGISTRATION FORM & RULES

TOURNAMENT DATE: APRIL, 16 2016
REGISTRATION DEADLINE: APRIL 10, 2016
LOCATION: TURNER BEACHFRONT ESTATES
BRING: BEVERAGES AND BALLS (not necessarily in that order)

Complete the 2016 Stephen GW Parker Memorial Bocce Ball Beach Blast Tournament Registration_Form and send registration form to our esteemed Ball Master and ultimate S.T.O.O.G.E., Rob Turner at robrturner@cableone.net as soon as possible.

Registration forms must be received no later than April 10. Please provide a phone number and email address of the Team Captain. Also, include additional email addresses if you want teammates to receive tournament correspondence.

Watch this year’s and some of our previous BBBBA Videos to acclimate you to the Beach Bocce environment:

The Stephen G. W. Parker Bocce Ball Beach Blast Association.

The Stephen G. W. Parker Bocce Ball Beach Blast Association.

If you want to play but don’t have a team just enter INDIVIDUAL for team name and we’ll find you a team! There are always teams looking for players.

KEY INFORMATION:

Rob Turner - 2015 - STOOGE - Parade Leader

Rob Turner – 2015 – STOOGE – Parade Leader

Don’t forget to bring your Post Parker Play Pride Parade Pounding Parts to join the S.T.O.O.G.E. as he leads us on a tour of the beaches area with volume and gaiety that knows no bounds.

Support The Stephen Fund

Live Every Day...the Joyful Life of Stephen Parker - book written by David F. Parker to help support the Jacksonville Beaches area.

Live Every Day…the Joyful Life of Stephen Parker – book written by David F. Parker to help support the Jacksonville Beaches area.

Don’t forget to buy the book, Live Every Day…the Joyful Life of Stephen Parker, to help support the cause. We continue to try to propagate the message of living and enjoying life through The Stephen Fund. Monies will go toward the preservation and improvement of the Jacksonville Beaches area where Stephen loved and lived every day.

To buy the book, you can contact us directly by going to our Request Information page, or go directly to the book publisher at LuLu.

Click Here to Order Live Every Day now.

Buy the Book Live Every Day to Support the Cause

Live Every Day...the Joyful Life of Stephen Parker - book written by David F. Parker to help support the Jacksonville Beaches area.

Live Every Day…the Joyful Life of Stephen Parker – book written by David F. Parker to help support the Jacksonville Beaches area.

Don’t forget to buy the book, Live Every Day…the Joyful Life of Stephen Parker, to help support the cause.  We continue to try to propagate the message of living and enjoying life through The Stephen Fund.  Monies will go toward the preservation and improvement of the Jacksonville Beaches area where Stephen loved and lived every day.

To buy the book, you can contact us directly by going to our Request Information page, or go directly to the book publisher at LuLu.

Click Here to Order Live Every Day now.

The Stephen Fund

We are under way with our first bench.  It is located in Johansen Park in Atlantic Beach.  This blog is just set up today, so I don’t have a lot of information yet, but I will keep you posted as more becomes available.

If you’d like to donate to us, please mail a check to the following:

c/o Marilynn Parker
The Stephen Fund
1739 Live Oak Lane
Atlantic Beach, FL 32233

or call

904.992.9888