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Balls in the air for the 2014 Stephen Parker Memorial Bocce Tournament

2018 Bocce Ball Beach Blast Stephen GW Parker Memorial Tournament Entry & Information

THE OFFICIAL STEPHEN G.W. PARKER MEMORIAL BOCCE BALL BEACH BLAST ASSOCIATION
2018 REGISTRATION FORM & RULES

TOURNAMENT DATE: May 26, 2018
REGISTRATION DEADLINE: May 22, 2018
LOCATION: TURNER ESTATE for STEPHEN TOURNAMENT ENJOYMENT (T.E.S.T.E.)
BRING: BEVERAGES AND BALLS (not necessarily in that order), and DON’T FORGET THE BALL SACK to COMFORTABLY REST YOUR SPHERES (& there’s an award for the Best Sack!)

Complete the 2018 Stephen GW Parker Memorial Bocce Ball Beach Blast Tournament Registration_Form and send registration form to our esteemed Ball Master and ultimate S.T.O.O.G.E., Rob Turner, at robrturner@cableone.net as soon as possible.

Bocce Ball Beach Blast Tourney Award - 2017-SweetestSack

Bocce Ball Beach Blast Tourney Award – 2017-SweetestSack

We have awesome awards such as the Sweetest Sack award, so make sure to purchase yourself a nice sack to rest your balls comfortably in while awaiting the beating they deserve.  We have both individual and team awards, not to mention the coveted BIGGEST BALLS ON THE BEACH award to the winners, so be ready to EARN IT or go home with a sad sack.

Registration forms must be received no later than May 22. Please provide a phone number and email address of the Team Captain. Also, include additional email addresses if you want teammates to receive tournament correspondence.

Watch this year’s and some of our previous BBBBA Videos to acclimate you to the Beach Bocce environment:

The Stephen G. W. Parker Bocce Ball Beach Blast Association.

The Stephen G. W. Parker Bocce Ball Beach Blast Association.

If you want to play but don’t have a team just enter INDIVIDUAL for team name and we’ll find you a team! There are always teams looking for players.

KEY INFORMATION:

Rob Turner - 2015 - STOOGE - Parade Leader with his DICHDDS (Dynamic Intensity Corps of Heavy Drum Delivery Sidekicks) leader, Chris Parker.

Rob Turner (2015) , our S.T.O.O.G.E. and Parade Leader with his DICHDDS (Dynamic Intensity Corps of Heavy Drum Delivery Sidekicks) leader, Chris Parker.

Don’t forget to bring your Post Parker Play Pride Parade Pounding Parts to join the S.T.O.O.G.E. as he leads our DICHDDS (Dynamic Intensity Corps of Heavy Drum Delivery Sidekicks) on a tour of the beaches area with the utmost volume and gaiety, a gaiety that knows no bounds.

We currently have the following teams registered.  If your team name is not on this list, be sure to contact the S.T.O.O.G.E. directly.

TEAM NAME

  • Finkelicious
  • Art Wolves
  • Honey Badgers
  • Damn Yankees
  • The Big Labocce
  • Pallino Busters
  • Sand Goats
  • Moose Knuckles
  • Super Duper Double Trouble Bubble Ball Buster Blasters
  • The Untouchaballs
  • Big Balderdash
  • Lords Of Sunlight
  • FAB4
  • Caitlin Jenner’s Balls

We would like to send a LOUD SHOUT OUT to our sponsors of this year’s tournament:

  • Carve Vodka in Jacksonville, FL for providing the Nectar of the Gods!
  • Veterans United Craft Brewery, owned and operated by veterans here in Jacksonville – our official BEER sponsor and purveyor of the RAGING BLONDE!!!
  • Gusto Italian Restaurant in Jacksonville Beach, Florida
    • Our official food provider, Gusto, has also announced that they are hosting the World Cup Games live from 11am on with $8 Pizzas, Calzones, & Strombolis and Happy Hour Drink Specials.
    • Gusto will also be celebrating their 3rd anniversary party on the 19th of June in a major blast with food and drink for everyone to enjoy as well as LIVE Music.  Click here for more.
  • Republic National Distributing Corporation of Jacksonville
  • Panera Bread at St. Johns Town Center
Veterans United Brewery of Jacksonville, FloridaCarve Vodka of Jacksonville, Florida

Gusto Italian Restaurant of Jacksonville Beach, Florida

Republic National Distributing Company

Panera Bread at St. Johns Town Center

 

2014 Bocce Beach Blast Information

The Stephen Fund - Beach Bocce Blast Tournament

The 2014 Stephen G.W. Parker Memorial Beach Bocce Blast

DATE OF TOURNAMENT: May 31, 2014

Join us on sunny Jacksonville Beach for our 4th Annual Stephen G. W. Parker Memorial Beach Bocce Blast All-Terrain Bocce Tournament, that’s right, the SGWPMBBBATBT.

This is an ALL-TERRAIN bocce tournament so be prepared to play wherever you happen to place your balls, even if they may go to a location that may be detrimental to their overall health!  Get them sandy, get them wet, get them dinged up, toss them into a trashy hole…wheresoforth goeth the ball, thou goest.

Put your bocce ball blasting skills to the test in this casual competition open to all ages and levels of skill.  Enjoy a day of fun in the sun competing for the coveted title of “Biggest Balls on the Beach!!!” as well as many other awards.  Registration is open to anyone looking for friendly bocce competition and not afraid to get a little sand on your balls.

Note that this year the games may start in the afternoon to coincide with low tide and a feast to follow.  Logistics to be communicated to Team Captains before the event.  Get on a team or captain your own team before the event’s first toss-off.

ALL PLAYERS MUST REGISTER USING THE REGISTRATION FORM HERE

REGISTRATION DEADLINE IS MAY 28, 2014.

Not a bocce enthusiast? No problem! Come out to cheer on your favorite team and enjoy the beach. Fun for everyone!

Please contact Rob with any inquiries regarding the tourney.

Important Links:

Note: These docs are in MS Word. Contact Rob if you cannot open them.

Tired of being ridiculed by friends and neighbors for having no balls? Check out the bountiful bonanza of bocce ball bargains at http://www.buycheapr.com/us/result.jsp?ga=us3&q=buy+bocce+balls

SEE YOU AT THE TOURNAMENT!

Please help us help others. Donate to our fund, The Stephen Fund, by
PayPal:


Official PayPal Seal




OR by sending a check to the following:

The Stephen Fund
13846 Atlantic Boulevard
#402
Jacksonville, FL 32225

or call
904.992.9888

Email us at
info@thestephenfund.com
for more information.

2012 BBBBA Tournament Wieners

•    Biggest Balls On The Beach (First Place)
Harriatrix – Harriet Turner, Buddy Turner,
David Parker Sr, Marilyn Parker
•    Hell No! (Last Place) – Donny Waltz
•    Oldest Balls (Oldest player) – David Parker Sr
•    Youngest Balls (Youngest Player) – Reide Zimmerman
•    Stephen GW Parker Sportsmanship Award – Austin
•    Master Blaster – Christine Finkel
•    Longest Kiss – Tim
•    Tightest Balls – Finkelicious Destructeurs
•    Juiciest Wieners – Harriet Turner

Don’t be a DUD, be a STUD!!!
Put your best balls out there
and win something SWEET!

2013 Beach Bocce Blast Information

The Stephen Fund - Beach Bocce Blast Tournament

The 2013 Stephen G.W. Parker Memorial Beach Bocce Blast

DATE OF TOURNAMENT:  June 1, 2013

Join us on sunny Jacksonville Beach for our 3rd Annual Stephen Parker Memorial Beach Bocce Blast Tournament.  This is an ALL-TERRAIN bocce tournament so be prepared to play wherever you have the balls to go!

Put your bocce ball blasting skills to the test in this casual competition open to all ages and levels of skill.  Enjoy a day of fun in the sun competing for the coveted title of “Biggest Balls on the Beach!” as well as many other awards worth millions on the open market.

Registration is open to anyone looking for friendly bocce competition.  Games typically begin in the late morning or whenever our hangovers subside enough for us to handle our balls.  Specific information will be communicated to Team Captains before the event’s first toss-off.

 REGISTRATION DEADLINE IS MAY 28, 2013.

SEE REGISTRATION LINKS BELOW AND SUBMIT YOUR REGISTRATION FORM

Not a bocce enthusiast?  No problem!  Come out to cheer on your favorite team and enjoy the beach.  Fun for everyone!

Please contact Rob with any inquiries regarding the tourney.

Important Links:

Note: These docs are in MS Word. Contact Rob if you cannot open them.

Tired of being ridiculed by friends and neighbors for having no balls? Check out the bountiful bonanza of bocce ball bargains at http://www.buycheapr.com/us/result.jsp?ga=us3&q=buy+bocce+balls

 SEE YOU AT THE TOURNAMENT!

Please help us help others. Donate to our fund, The Stephen Fund, by
PayPal:


Official PayPal Seal




OR by sending a check to the following:

The Stephen Fund

1739 Live Oak Lane

Atlantic Beach, FL 32233

or call

904.992.9888

Email us at
info@thestephenfund.com
for more information.

2013 Bocce Tournament Dates Set

The 2013 Stephen Parker Memorial Beach Bocce Blast Tournament dates have been set and the information is here.  Download the documents shown here to get your team signed up.

Download this form to register your team for the Stephen Parker Memorial Beach Bocce Blast.  Don’t delay, register TODAY!

Bocce Blast Registration Form

If you need information on the rules of the game…and OUR rules of the game, download them here.

Bocce Blast Tournament Rules